Riot Village

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

This picture confuses me

Ahhhhhhh, the wonders of a Google image search

Chess or YES!!?!?!

illusions....
is there anythings better?

ok, fine....
have you ever put tomato sauce on string cheese?

Monday, April 21, 2008

apparently...

"This awesome picture was taken in Bitterroot National Forest in Montana on August 6, 2000.
The photographer, John McColgan, is a fire behavior analyst from Fairbanks, Alaska. He took the picture
with a digital camera. Because he was working at the time he took the picture he cannot profit from it;
however, we feel the picture is a once-in-a-lifetime shot and should be shared."

too bad... this picture is AWESOME!!

The Newest Member of the Village: Sir Scott.......

Hi, you can call me Sir Scott, I'm 23 and I like fat girls on hot days...

I'm known to make you laugh even outside you're own species...

I'm known to pee on people if it floats their boat...

as long as you keep you as happy as this guy!

Some Awesome Pictures

yessssssss.......

Really?

unlike those other guys...?

Videos of People Failing

i seriously can't get enough of people failing..

Sunday, April 20, 2008

For your Enjoyment

I love fail.

Colossal Gem

Why can't North America be turned into something bad ass?
like a Raptor or Bruce Lee..

Could You Fail In Public Worse?

would you..
uh...
stay on the court and at least say...
YES!?!?!
even if you dont mean it..

let me save face?

Saturday, April 19, 2008

The Best Tribute to Packaged Sausage ever!!!

First off: This band's name is Troll

Second: I'm really craving some sausage

Third: Way to go Jimmy Dean,
Bob Evans aint got nothing on you!

Talk about Amazing Advertising!!!

Merk

Olympic Fail

there's nothing worse than failing in front of an audience.

I saw the Sign...

I saw the sign,

It opened up my eyes,
and then I died!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Drunken Rubics Cube

This is what would happen if I tried to make a How-To video about something

earth half pipe

topographical realism

jagged mud demons

Y? Because I've Gotta!

the WINNER OF LIFE on the river at sunset

Italian Dirty Words

Jessica from Italy Logue
explains a few English curse words
translated into Italian:

8. Accidenti! (ah-chee-DEN-tee)
Let’s start with something G-rated, shall we? This is the less-questionable version of “merda” (see #6) - when you want to say a euphemism like “crap” instead of swearing and saying “shit,” you’d say “accidenti.” It looks so much more innocent, doesn’t it? Almost like, “Oh, what a horrible accident that I almost said a bad word” or something. Anyway, this is the one to internalize so that you don’t let loose with any of the really bad ones in front of passing nuns.

7. Madonna! (mah-DOHN-nah)
While many Italian stereotypes turn out to be less true on the ground in Italy than you might have expected them to be, the one about Italians using “mamma mia!” as an exclamation of surprise or annoyance holds water - they actually do use it. But personally, I prefer the equally common “Madonna!” if for no other reason than it amuses me in this predominantly Catholic country. You can even pair this one with “porca” (see #1) for more emphatic (and less polite) uses.

6. Merda! (MEHR-dah)
Now, because I’d often get the “How do you say ’shit’ in Italian?” question from students, I’ve learned this one - but I’ve honestly not heard it as much in Italy as I have some of the other swear words on this page. This is, however, how you say “shit” in Italian, and it’s used in exactly the same way we use it in English. It also is incorporated into other phrases for more colorful meanings as well.

5. Cazzo! (KAHTZ-soh)
This is the other question I’d get from the occasional (bolder) students - “How do you say ‘fuck’ in Italian?” This is the answer - “cazzo” - although it literally is a colorful term for “penis” (see below), and this one you do hear.

4. Testa di cazzo! (TES-tah dee KAHTZ-soh)
Sometimes translating things literally is what makes these swear words amusing to me - but sometimes it works out quite well, and that’s the case with this little gem. Instead of calling someone a “dickhead,” in Italian you’d call them a “head of dick,” or a “testa di cazzo.” Which, really, is the same thing, right? This is also a general way of calling someone an “asshole,” but the Italian “testa di cazzo” has a bit more spice and so isn’t language you’ll want to use in polite company. “Cazzo” has lots of uses in Italian, like “culo” (see #3).

3. Vaffanculo! (vah-fahn-KOO-loh)
This is a red-hot number, so use it with caution. It’s the Italian equivalent of “fuck off” or “go fuck yourself,” but literally means something vaguely like “go do it in the ass.” “Culo” on its own (meaning “ass,” but in a much more vulgar way than the English can really translate) has many, many uses in Italian, but this is the one non-Italians can latch onto quickly - which is both entertaining and a bit dangerous! The accompanying gesture for “vaffanculo” is the same as it is in English - a middle finger.

2. Cavolo! (KAH-voh-loh)
Here’s an example of an exclamation that is really only funny to me because I translate it literally in my head when I hear it. “Cavolo” literally means “cabbage,” but when you say it emphatically it’s kind of like the equivalent of “holy crap!” or a more forceful version of “wow!” Even better, in my humble opinion, is what happens when you put the innocuous-looking “che” in front of it - “che cavolo?” offered as a question is kind of like saying, “what the fuck?” but you’re really saying, “what cabbage?” Ah, I love that.

1. Porca vacca! (POR-kah VAH-kah)
This is my favorite one, hands down. In English, I’ve got lots of ways to say, “well, dammit!” in varying degrees of colorful language. In Italian, it’s no different. “Porca vacca” literally means “pig cow,” but it’s used in much the same way we’d say, “crap!” or “damn!” or the like - it’s not the most polite way to say it, but it’s also not the worst. What I particularly love about it is the literal translation (it cracks me up to think people are saying, “pig cow!”), and what’s fun about this is that you can put “porca” in front of just about anything. “Porca vacca” is my favorite for its literal silliness, but “porca miseria” (”miserable pig” or “pig poverty”) is a very close second-favorite for my perceived sense of the melodrama that goes with it. You’ll hear variations on these at Italian sporting events when the home team does something stupid.