HUGE Pipe

Someone's got a problem...
a delicious problem.

Alpakahs

You are now officially Pimped!
the tassels topped it off.

Baseball... ugh

He's OUT....
of the closet.

Alcohol

She could have done worse...

Babies... gotta love 'em

I'm not entirely convinced that baby really said that.

Bikini wax?

No, she's never heard of a bikini wax..
she said it would hurt worse than NEVER getting laid!

FAIL

It's not the kids fault,
he thought he saw a Teddy Graham in there.

A going away present

Job well done sir.
here's your sign.

I can see you

put some pants on...

Startin 'em young now-a-days

Way to go champ!

The Force is with you

Han Squirello, Luke Treewalker, and Rabies-Wan Kenobi
the three Muskratkateers...

sometimes I'm just too clever for my own good...
this is not one of those times.

Ouch, she's too hot for words!

A break from the funny...
for a little bit of beautiful.

wow

Just about to get OWNED

One of the best pictures ever...
even though it was the photographers last.

Ape Fiction

There's this passage I have memorized..

"The path of all men is beset on Oh Oh Ah Ah Ah..."

HAHAHA

Dibs on the one on the left!

Its just too damn good!

You couldn't script this kinda thing.
but i'm gonna try anyways...

Dear Diary, JACKPOT

how are there only 6 or 7 beers tipped over?

Owned

This is how we the kids say Hi now.
when I was a kid we high fived...

damnit.

CAUTION!

Apparently this is becoming a trend around the US..
and not the Zombies, the sign manipulation...

What a hysterical trend..
Keep it up America!

Hey, Whatcha Doing?

Hey guys, cool outfits.
What's goin on here?

Anyone hungry??

now with chicken and beef..

Yes my friends... I bring you Racheal Ray

*Insert masturbatory joke here*

You!!!!

It's all your fault!!!
and I can see you.

Got Milk?

This is happening!

Say What!?!?

She sees when you are sleeping,
She knows when you're awake.
She knows if you've been bad or good,
So RUN for goodness sake!

Inappropriate Alert

Somebody somewhere thought this was appropriate...
they should be fired immediately..

and hired here at Riot Village!

Owned

The cat was anti-semitic.

Hello! Hello?

Can you hear me now?
Good.
Help!

For my next trick

Upside down bull!

Solar Plexus

some people know what this means..
some people have lives.