Oh no!!!

What do protesters think is going to happen?

American Sense of Humor

My sign would have said..

"one of you"

Riot Village

she'll come around, dont worry..

The Rolls Royce of Wheelchairs

Holding your own head and shoulders up is for queers anyways...

Nuf Said

No, You Divert Your Course... NO! YOU DIVERT YOUR COURSE

america

I want this!

someone out there is a genius!

OHH... She'd Get it

The real moral dillema here is, do you screw her with it on or off?

God Bless foriengers

My Personal Favorite...

they deserve to die

who the fuck goes to a bar and drinks anything

Other than Guinness out of a Guinness glass!!!

Blasphemy

Best reaction to 2 girls 1 cup EVER

mmm...

PETA Called

Your doing it wrong!!!

From One Pussy to Another

a valiant attempt to bring life back to a brown pasture...

Gift Ideas for Horrible Parents

The good folks at Cracked.com found some good reasons why you
should start saving up now for therapy lessons for your child...


The Baby Mop:

The Living Room Pool:

Baby Perfume:

The Booger-Sucker:

Baby Tattoos:

Baby's Third Arm:

The Baby-Killer:

The Daddle:

The I'm Too Lazy to Hold My Baby 'Wall Daddy':

and last buy not least,
Man Tits:

Wanna see what some of these products actaully are, like the Daddle?

check this out.

Inappropiate

I don't know why,

but this kids face makes me laugh harder than my body can take...

I'm literally hurting from laughing...

win.

Aw.... Thats not cool

I only show you this because...

well,

i have no real good answer.

Best KIT KAT Bar EVER

Want a Kit Kat bar like this one????


Here's how to do it:

sweet...

I want one!

Know the Rules!

20 Man Rules

from the good folks at Fun Meme Humor

1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
b) After wrecking your boss' Ferrari
c) When your date is using her teeth

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes

7. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.)

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10 You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless super model... and it's free.

12. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.

14. Women who claim the "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

15. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

16. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

17. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
d) Nice *ss, are you a Sagittarius?

18. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

19. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone, hang up if necessary.

20. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.

*I agree with them all.

MOST AMAZING CATCH EVER

I'm not a big baseball fan...

but if the MLB started recruiting NINJAS...

well..

thats another story!

WIN!!

because there's just too much FAIL.

You better not touch that!

Excuse me sir,

sir,

that will $200...

and you're gonna need to move along.

Genius Product Placement

What could be better for the kids?

Elderly-Mutant Ninja Turtles

I always thought Raphael would wind up a smoker..

Wow... thats pretty serious

So boys,

looks like we're in hell...

what a view.


gotta love the cameraman filming something random to the left...
good job cameraman...
get a good shot of 'Not HELL ON EARTH"

Death Wall

Guy 1: What could be more dangerous than riding my motorcycle with a Lion?

Guy 2: How about you let me in there too, but this time we drive SIDEWAYS!

Guy 1: Brilliant!

Really?

damn..

i was really thinking about doing it!

Visit you Favorite Movie landmark: OFFICE SPACE

INITECH

It would be natural to assume that this cult hit was filmed somewhere in California’s Silicon Valley, where it was inspired and seemingly set, but you’d be about 1,700 miles off. To see the still-standing home of Initech (that fire didn’t look real at all, did it?), I’m going to need you to go ahead and go to Austin, Texas, which is where writer/director Mike Judge was (and is) living. Today the building in this random business park is home to a child support enforcement company and some lawyers, among other things.

The setting of the fictional Chotchkie’s, where Judge himself played the manager who insisted upon ‘15 pieces of flair,’ was the Alligator Grill, which is a Cajun restaurant that opened in 1994 and still continues to feature “Austin’s best happy hour” from 3pm to 7pm every day of the week.

Location: Initech exteriors were filmed at 4120 Freidrich Lane, Austin, TX 78744 and the Alligator Grill is at 3003 South Lamar, Austin, TX 78704
Getting there: Austin itself is easy enough to find, and the Initech building is about 4 miles south of the clubs on Sixth Street downtown. The Alligator Grill is about 4 miles northwest of Initech, and about 3 miles south of Sixth Street.

Thanks to Bootsnall.com
click here to read the other 8 movie landmarks you can still visit

Not Quite

Have to give him credit for trying...
i guess.

REALLY?

now this is one I thought I'd never see...

How to keep the ladies wanting more

I know a guy who used to do this...

eventually she got a hold of Mint Nicorette,

she hasn't stopped dating black guys since.

Why do you love me?

weak.

Jesus Walks

I honestly don't know what I would do if I actually saw this...
probably nothing they could air on TV.

Apropos Of Something is on to something!!

Jack Bauer: Fighting terrorists in the year 2017?!

Yikes! According to this New York Post article, the upcoming seventh season of Fox’s 24 will jump ahead four years from the events depicted in Season 6 (signified in the new season by the presence of Chloe O’Brian’s four-year-old son). The article goes on to suggest that this now places the new season of 24 in the far-flung future of 2017. That can’t be right, can it?

Let’s see here…Season 1 debuted in November 2001 and featured Senator David Palmer’s run for the presidency as a central plot point. If we assume that presidential elections in the “24 universe” take place during the same years as they do in the “real world,” that means that 24’s first season is most likely set in either 2000 or 2004. So, if we go with the later start date and take into account that Palmer is in the midst of a presidential primary, we can pinpoint Season 1 as taking place during Spring 2004.

We’re then told that Season 2 — wherein Jack Bauer tried to prevent a nuke from detonating in Los Angeles (and Kim Bauer battles a cougar) — picks up 18 months after the events of Season 1. If we go with the Spring 2004 start date for Season 1, that advances the timeline to Fall 2005 for Season 2.

When we join recovering heroin addict Jack Bauer in Season 3, we’re told it’s three years after the events of Season 2. That places Season 3 in Fall 2008 (i.e. the future).

Season 4, which finds Jack Bauer working for Secretary of Defense James Heller, jumps ahead another 18 months. That means we’re looking at Spring 2010 for the fourth season. When Bauer emerges from hiding at the beginning Season 5, it’s 18 months later, thus advancing the 24 timeline to Fall 2011.

Finally, Jack Bauer is released from a Chinese prison in Season 6 after serving a 20-month sentence. By my estimate, that means Season 6 was set sometime during the summer of 2013. The season ends with Chloe O’Brian revealing that she’s pregnant. If her son is four years old when Season 7 begins, that means…holy crap, Season 7 of 24 really is set in 2017! Just by way of comparison, Ridley Scott’s sci-fi classic Blade Runner is set in Los Angeles during November 2019.

If that’s the case, and the new season of 24 really is set in the year 2017, is it too much to ask that they have Jack Bauer use a laser pistol and flying car to fight terrorists? I mean, hello — it’s the future!

All of this content came from:
Apropos of Something.com
at the Jack Bauer: Fighting terrorists in the year 2017 post


I'm a huge 24 fan and Jess from
Apropos of Something
is really on to something..

My world has been shattered..
and I'm not as lucky as Kim, I don' t have a pistol!
What happens if a large cat attacks!?!?!



much

People Are Strange

I think I would have gotten fed up with this in about 20 seconds...

the moment I saw Santa I would have floored it.

The song is called People Are Strange by Remi Gaillard,

if you were wondering.