Riot Village: May 2008

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Evolution

give them a walker; they find swords....

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

lol

Definitely one of my favorite comic strips

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Back by popular demand

...just when you think life can't get any worse

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Under Neat That

The person that ordered this cake asked the baker to write:
"Best Wishes Suzanne"
and underneath that,
"We Will Miss You"

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

Great Ideas of the 90's

Accepting the fact that all men trained in karate are also licensed to handle bears, Linda sat down for what she hoped would be a "pleasant" interview...

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Greetings from Riot Village

Don't let ambition slow you down...

It's only a crutch that plaster can vanquish.

It seems that Trees cannot be trusted

So that's where my lawn mower went...
damn trees and their secrets.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel Bit by Snake

You might have heard a lot about this...Jimmy Kimmel was recently bit by a snake on his show. The snake was poisonous but he is reportedly doing fine.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Fail Safe

Forget the harness and ropes Jack..
I got ya.

Little Kids + Credit = Amazing

A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.