RIOT VILLAGE LIVES

Apologies all around for the extended hiatus...

We're back and ready to do some questionable things to your mother..

love you

Pssst:

Love,
Pillow Twalken..

RIOT VILLAGE Takes its top off!!!!!!!!!!

RIOT VILLAGE is taking a much needed vacation....

We'll be loungin'
on a beach
being served
Jack and Coke's
by midgets
till

March 15th


Send us your
vid's,
pics,
links,
etc...

to arubuslax@yahoo.com


much love,
Rv

Truth

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

History consistently repeats itself.

SCIENCE...........

you can't argue with science


happy birthday pops

Another DeMotivational for you

A pictures worth a thousand words..

Beach NSFW

She's Her...Mine.. EEEEEEEEEEEE

i'll slap myself late for that, sorry.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait for tomorrow's headline..

PLEASE EXPLAIN

what the hell is happening here?????

why the Riot is he smiling?

Isn't it?

I think he's doing it wrong

Home Economics 2010:

Q: How can we bridge the technological gap between student and teacher?

A: THIS VIDEO GAME!

Good Evening White Tits

Dude looks like a 40 year old asian virgin nerd...

oh wait.

America's Finest

at wasting tax-payer's time, money, and
resources...

way to go dick...
this looks like Philly too..
hate

Oh, the 1970s

Sir, you are the definition of chick-magnet.

this makes me want to kill myself, by the way

Golden Globe's token Retard

If I could get this kind of reaction from "celebs" at every award show,
I might start watching them.

way to go Brendan Fraser.. you're somehow relevant again.

My favorite part of this might be the guy behind him with the same
shit-eating grin the entire time!! hahahaha!

Damn Cat Pictures

I don't know about you,
but I can't stand these cat pictures...
some people think they're adorable,
I think they're the reason the world hates America..
I'll ease up on posting them.

Now that's not nice

Letterman clearly has homo-issues..
and so he took care of them with a fire extinguisher

Just plain weird

Someone just showed them a picture of themselves..
not pretty

Funny parents

coincidence they took this picture in front of an oven?
I think not

A case for involuntary sterility pills

just give up

Holy Crap!

Say Cheese.
wait, don't, I'm gonna throw up.

The Japanese

Why are things so crazy in Japan??
I want to go.

Here ya go..

Weapons and bottom teeth..
the only things you need to live in South America

Simply Inappropriate

Teaser...
I'll say

Propaganda

Dinner is not making itself

I'm going to Hell

Out of all the things this could have dressed up as,
a nimble, happy, underwater animated character
with full use of his limbs was probably a mistake..

next year,
dress up like a scooter
and motor into oncoming traffic.

-Love, Riot Village

OH MY GOD

clearly you deserve to die in a fire

Expain this to me

Where is this acceptable?
and why did I never travel there as a kid?

Rancid

I hate cats
and their lack of subtitling skills

Fun with Jesus

my favorite part of this is the cow in the background

Rat Tail

He's from Oklahoma

Can you differentiate?

Jessica, 5...
hahahaha

Really can't tell the difference!

thanks to
TotallyLooksLike.com

Love

sometimes it's obvious

I can't tell the difference

you're doing it wrong

Happy New Years 2010 from Riot Village!

time to start answering questions from last night,
and making up excuses for why they aren't going to happen again this year!

New Years Eve Wishes

May your New Years begin as free and easy as this guys

Caption Contest!

Whoever can post the best caption to this picture wins
a year's worth of Riot Village for free!

Spolier Alert

good,
now I can get back to Harry Potter

You're Doing It Wrong!!

clearly even horses dont want to have sex with you...

bestiality fail.

Surprise!

The woman in black's face is priceless

Give me a "Y"

for Why did I eat that burrito before the game

Merry Christmas from Riot Village

We're thinking of you on this day of presents and celebration..
and snow cats next to real cats.

Parent Fail

this picture needs no caption..
it's 'a parent'

i apologize.

Happy Birthday Little Girl!

I'd be crying about the fact that there's a
creepy ass literate cat in my cake!