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Sunday, August 1, 2010


Nuff Said

Saturday, July 31, 2010


Dog Fail

Friday, July 30, 2010

Nintendo Wii

The Wii:
facilitating rape since 2005

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Pedo Bear LIVES

How do things come to this!?!?!

Someone spiked the Juicy Juice

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Hate Mountain

Sometimes you've got to hate!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


I just dont understand!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Silly Tin Man

Well sometimes you've got to do whats best for you.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

You're Doing it Wrong

I though polar bears kept everything north of the border.

Bear for the Win!

Saturday, July 24, 2010


That's whats up

Friday, July 23, 2010

War is a terrible thing

Thomas the raped engine.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Intimacy Fail


Wednesday, July 21, 2010

This is great

Oh, Obama

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

This is my Childhood in a nutshell


just add tears.

Monday, July 19, 2010


Sometimes you just can't argue.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Optical Pedo



I haven't seen it yet..
but apparently I've also never lived.

Saturday, July 17, 2010



Friday, July 16, 2010


Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap..

Thursday, July 15, 2010


We're all for diversity here at Riot Village...

What the shit is this!?!?!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

There's nothing better

I'll take a Jesus Joke over food ANYDAY!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Literally the American Dream

I love the Stars and Stripes,
THIS should be the American Flag!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Well it's official!

He's the next air bender!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

A Riot Village Baby

It's a fact...
This is what happens!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Just chillen

Someone's got a sick sense of humor...

and Riot Village LOVES him!

Friday, July 9, 2010


Oh Jesus,
You're so silly.

Thursday, July 8, 2010


Sometimes the truth hurts.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Start em young

Come Mr. Tallyman,
tally me a Filthy Whore!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Endorsed by the Pope

Now THATS how you turn Jesus on!

Monday, July 5, 2010

So the Postal Service has a sense of humor

Fantastic, just fantastic..

Silly dog, those are people shoes.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Gotta Love Jesus

I love jesus...
like I love dead babies..

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Peek a Boo

The KKK's obviously losing money.

Friday, July 2, 2010


This picture makes me laugh all the way to the clinic.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Underwater Smoking

"Underwater Smoking"

well i'm screwed.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Thats how we roll

I was given a snuggie...

this is EXACTLY what happened.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I do not want to go!

on second thought...
lets give it a shot.

Monday, June 28, 2010

100 percent AMAZING

If you're a fan of old school video games,


I'm Gay for Groucho Marx

Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes from The Sarcasmist

10. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

9. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

8. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

7. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

6. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

5. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

4. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

3. I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

2. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

1. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

Lone Ranger

If a piano plays in the woods
and nobodys around to hear it???

does anyone give a shit?

Friday, April 23, 2010


Apologies all around for the extended hiatus...

We're back and ready to do some questionable things to your mother..

love you

Tuesday, March 16, 2010


Pillow Twalken..

Sunday, March 7, 2010

RIOT VILLAGE Takes its top off!!!!!!!!!!

RIOT VILLAGE is taking a much needed vacation....

We'll be loungin'
on a beach
being served
Jack and Coke's
by midgets

March 15th

Send us your


much love,

Saturday, March 6, 2010


Rock, Paper, Scissors...

History consistently repeats itself.

Friday, March 5, 2010


you can't argue with science

happy birthday pops

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Another DeMotivational for you

A pictures worth a thousand words..

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Beach NSFW

She's Her...Mine.. EEEEEEEEEEEE

i'll slap myself late for that, sorry.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait for tomorrow's headline..

Monday, March 1, 2010


what the hell is happening here?????

why the Riot is he smiling?

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Isn't it?

I think he's doing it wrong

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Home Economics 2010:

Q: How can we bridge the technological gap between student and teacher?


Friday, February 26, 2010

Good Evening White Tits

Dude looks like a 40 year old asian virgin nerd...

oh wait.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

America's Finest

at wasting tax-payer's time, money, and

way to go dick...
this looks like Philly too..

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Oh, the 1970s

Sir, you are the definition of chick-magnet.

this makes me want to kill myself, by the way

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Golden Globe's token Retard


If I could get this kind of reaction from "celebs" at every award show,
I might start watching them.

way to go Brendan Fraser.. you're somehow relevant again.

My favorite part of this might be the guy behind him with the same
shit-eating grin the entire time!! hahahaha!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Damn Cat Pictures

I don't know about you,
but I can't stand these cat pictures...
some people think they're adorable,
I think they're the reason the world hates America..
I'll ease up on posting them.

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