Riot Village

NSFW

2010-08-01T10:11:00.001-04:00

Nuff Said

HAHAHA

2010-07-31T10:09:00.001-04:00

Dog Fail

Nintendo Wii

2010-07-30T10:07:00.001-04:00

The Wii:
facilitating rape since 2005

Pedo Bear LIVES

2010-07-29T10:05:00.002-04:00

How do things come to this!?!?!

Someone spiked the Juicy Juice

Hate Mountain

2010-07-28T10:00:00.003-04:00

Sometimes you've got to hate!

ASIANS!!! WHY???

2010-07-27T09:59:00.001-04:00

I just dont understand!

Silly Tin Man

2010-07-26T09:57:00.001-04:00

Well sometimes you've got to do whats best for you.

You're Doing it Wrong

2010-07-25T09:55:00.002-04:00

I though polar bears kept everything north of the border.

Bear for the Win!

NSFW

2010-07-24T09:54:00.001-04:00

That's whats up

War is a terrible thing

2010-07-23T09:53:00.001-04:00

Thomas the raped engine.

Intimacy Fail

2010-07-22T09:52:00.001-04:00

Clearly

This is great

2010-07-21T09:50:00.001-04:00

Oh, Obama

This is my Childhood in a nutshell

2010-07-20T11:19:00.000-04:00

I don't remember Pinky and the Brain being THIS awesome.

Surprise!

2010-07-20T09:49:00.001-04:00

Insta-Jesus,
just add tears.

Science

2010-07-19T09:48:00.001-04:00

Sometimes you just can't argue.

Optical Pedo

2010-07-18T09:46:00.001-04:00

Spectacular

Amazing

2010-07-18T09:44:00.002-04:00

I haven't seen it yet..
but apparently I've also never lived.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2010-07-17T09:42:00.001-04:00

Well, OBVIOUSLY!

MUST NOT!!!

2010-07-16T09:41:00.001-04:00

Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap..

Unexplainable

2010-07-15T09:40:00.002-04:00

We're all for diversity here at Riot Village...
but,

What the shit is this!?!?!

There's nothing better

2010-07-14T09:38:00.002-04:00

I'll take a Jesus Joke over food ANYDAY!

Literally the American Dream

2010-07-13T09:35:00.003-04:00

I love the Stars and Stripes,
but
THIS should be the American Flag!

Well it's official!

2010-07-12T09:33:00.001-04:00

He's the next air bender!

A Riot Village Baby

2010-07-11T09:32:00.001-04:00

It's a fact...
This is what happens!

Just chillen

2010-07-10T09:31:00.001-04:00

Someone's got a sick sense of humor...

and Riot Village LOVES him!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2010-07-09T09:29:00.001-04:00

Oh Jesus,
You're so silly.

Pedo-Fact

2010-07-08T09:28:00.001-04:00

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Start em young

2010-07-07T09:26:00.000-04:00

Come Mr. Tallyman,
tally me a Filthy Whore!

Endorsed by the Pope

2010-07-06T09:24:00.002-04:00

Now THATS how you turn Jesus on!

So the Postal Service has a sense of humor

2010-07-05T09:23:00.001-04:00

Fantastic, just fantastic..

Silly dog, those are people shoes.

Gotta Love Jesus

2010-07-04T09:21:00.001-04:00

HAHAHA..
I love jesus...
like I love dead babies..
Hysterical!

Peek a Boo

2010-07-03T09:19:00.000-04:00

The KKK's obviously losing money.

Wrong

2010-07-02T09:18:00.001-04:00

This picture makes me laugh all the way to the clinic.

Underwater Smoking

2010-07-01T09:16:00.000-04:00

"Underwater Smoking"

well i'm screwed.

Thats how we roll

2010-06-30T09:14:00.002-04:00

I was given a snuggie...

this is EXACTLY what happened.

I do not want to go!

2010-06-29T09:12:00.002-04:00

on second thought...
lets give it a shot.

100 percent AMAZING

2010-06-28T23:51:00.002-04:00

If you're a fan of old school video games,

THIS IS AMAZING!!

I'm Gay for Groucho Marx

2010-06-28T23:05:00.002-04:00

Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes from The Sarcasmist

10. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

9. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

8. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

7. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

6. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

5. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

4. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

3. I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

2. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

1. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

Lone Ranger

2010-06-28T21:10:00.003-04:00

If a piano plays in the woods
and nobodys around to hear it???

does anyone give a shit?

RIOT VILLAGE LIVES

2010-04-23T00:15:00.001-04:00

Apologies all around for the extended hiatus...

We're back and ready to do some questionable things to your mother..

love you

Pssst:

2010-03-16T01:39:00.003-04:00

Love,
Pillow Twalken..

RIOT VILLAGE Takes its top off!!!!!!!!!!

2010-03-07T10:33:00.001-05:00

RIOT VILLAGE is taking a much needed vacation....

We'll be loungin'
on a beach
being served
Jack and Coke's
by midgets
till

March 15th

Send us your
vid's,
pics,
links,
etc...

to arubuslax@yahoo.com

much love,
Rv

Truth

2010-03-06T10:30:00.003-05:00

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

History consistently repeats itself.

SCIENCE...........

2010-03-05T01:25:00.000-05:00

you can't argue with science

happy birthday pops

Another DeMotivational for you

2010-03-04T01:27:00.001-05:00

A pictures worth a thousand words..

Beach NSFW

2010-03-03T01:23:00.002-05:00

She's Her...Mine.. EEEEEEEEEEEE

i'll slap myself late for that, sorry.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-03-02T01:21:00.002-05:00

I can't wait for tomorrow's headline..

PLEASE EXPLAIN

2010-03-01T01:19:00.003-05:00

what the hell is happening here?????

why the Riot is he smiling?

Isn't it?

2010-02-28T01:17:00.000-05:00

I think he's doing it wrong

Home Economics 2010:

2010-02-27T10:14:00.001-05:00

Q: How can we bridge the technological gap between student and teacher?

A: THIS VIDEO GAME!

Good Evening White Tits

2010-02-26T01:11:00.003-05:00

Dude looks like a 40 year old asian virgin nerd...

oh wait.

America's Finest

2010-02-25T10:08:00.002-05:00

at wasting tax-payer's time, money, and
resources...

way to go dick...
this looks like Philly too..
hate

Oh, the 1970s

2010-02-24T22:05:00.003-05:00

Sir, you are the definition of chick-magnet.

this makes me want to kill myself, by the way

Golden Globe's token Retard

2010-02-03T16:24:00.003-05:00

If I could get this kind of reaction from "celebs" at every award show,
I might start watching them.

way to go Brendan Fraser.. you're somehow relevant again.

My favorite part of this might be the guy behind him with the same
shit-eating grin the entire time!! hahahaha!

Damn Cat Pictures

2010-02-01T05:00:00.002-05:00

I don't know about you,
but I can't stand these cat pictures...
some people think they're adorable,
I think they're the reason the world hates America..
I'll ease up on posting them.

Now that's not nice

2010-01-31T04:58:00.000-05:00

Letterman clearly has homo-issues..
and so he took care of them with a fire extinguisher

Just plain weird

2010-01-30T04:56:00.000-05:00

Someone just showed them a picture of themselves..
not pretty

Funny parents

2010-01-29T04:55:00.003-05:00

coincidence they took this picture in front of an oven?
I think not

A case for involuntary sterility pills

2010-01-28T04:52:00.002-05:00

just give up

Holy Crap!

2010-01-27T04:49:00.001-05:00

Say Cheese.
wait, don't, I'm gonna throw up.

The Japanese

2010-01-26T04:48:00.002-05:00

Why are things so crazy in Japan??
I want to go.

Here ya go..

2010-01-25T04:41:00.002-05:00

Weapons and bottom teeth..
the only things you need to live in South America

Simply Inappropriate

2010-01-24T04:35:00.002-05:00

Teaser...
I'll say

Propaganda

2010-01-23T04:34:00.001-05:00

Dinner is not making itself

I'm going to Hell

2010-01-22T04:31:00.000-05:00

Out of all the things this could have dressed up as,
a nimble, happy, underwater animated character
with full use of his limbs was probably a mistake..

next year,
dress up like a scooter
and motor into oncoming traffic.

-Love, Riot Village

OH MY GOD

2010-01-21T04:30:00.000-05:00

clearly you deserve to die in a fire

Expain this to me

2010-01-20T04:28:00.000-05:00

Where is this acceptable?
and why did I never travel there as a kid?

Rancid

2010-01-19T04:25:00.000-05:00

I hate cats
and their lack of subtitling skills

Fun with Jesus

2010-01-18T04:24:00.001-05:00

my favorite part of this is the cow in the background

Rat Tail

2010-01-17T04:22:00.001-05:00

He's from Oklahoma

Can you differentiate?

2010-01-16T04:20:00.000-05:00

Jessica, 5...
hahahaha

Really can't tell the difference!

2010-01-15T04:17:00.000-05:00

thanks to
TotallyLooksLike.com

Love

2010-01-14T04:16:00.001-05:00

sometimes it's obvious

I can't tell the difference

2010-01-13T16:15:00.002-05:00

you're doing it wrong

Happy New Years 2010 from Riot Village!

2010-01-01T02:06:00.003-05:00

time to start answering questions from last night,
and making up excuses for why they aren't going to happen again this year!

New Years Eve Wishes

2009-12-31T02:03:00.001-05:00

May your New Years begin as free and easy as this guys

Caption Contest!

2009-12-30T02:04:00.002-05:00

Whoever can post the best caption to this picture wins
a year's worth of Riot Village for free!

Spolier Alert

2009-12-29T02:01:00.000-05:00

good,
now I can get back to Harry Potter

You're Doing It Wrong!!

2009-12-28T01:59:00.000-05:00

clearly even horses dont want to have sex with you...

bestiality fail.

Surprise!

2009-12-27T01:57:00.001-05:00

The woman in black's face is priceless

Give me a "Y"

2009-12-26T01:56:00.001-05:00

for Why did I eat that burrito before the game

Merry Christmas from Riot Village

2009-12-25T01:52:00.000-05:00

We're thinking of you on this day of presents and celebration..
and snow cats next to real cats.

Parent Fail

2009-12-24T01:50:00.003-05:00

this picture needs no caption..
it's 'a parent'

i apologize.

Happy Birthday Little Girl!

2009-12-23T01:48:00.000-05:00

I'd be crying about the fact that there's a
creepy ass literate cat in my cake!

Photo Crasher

2009-12-22T01:46:00.000-05:00

there's one in every group.

Thong 2.0

2009-12-21T01:45:00.000-05:00

someone was thinking!
and by someone..
I mean a man.

Please do not invite me!

2009-12-20T01:43:00.000-05:00

because when you clowns get this fat a car just wont suffice.

Surprise!

2009-12-19T01:41:00.002-05:00

you're gay!

Kids and their games

2009-12-18T01:38:00.003-05:00

god knows what he's doing with his hand in that bag,
the label probably gives it away though.

Bukkake Demotivational

2009-12-17T01:37:00.003-05:00

clearly you're doing it wrong

Women....

2009-12-12T01:41:00.003-05:00

... the propulsion system?
eh, who cares....
keep paddling Busy Bee!

Nothing says sexy like,

2009-12-11T00:39:00.001-05:00

I could rip your penis off...

Best Picture Ever???

2009-12-10T02:32:00.001-05:00

Excuse me sir,

Why are you interrupting??

When the moment strikes...

2009-12-09T02:29:00.003-05:00

The girl in the purple better pray that elephant
doesnt have a post-coitus fart regiment.

How To: make Toadstool

2009-12-08T02:27:00.000-05:00

you're welcome.

It's not official unless

2009-12-07T02:26:00.002-05:00

... you lift up your skirt

Dear Diary

2009-12-07T01:30:00.000-05:00

Jackpot

Life's a rat race

2009-12-06T01:19:00.003-05:00

Ain't nothing in this world for free babe.

Fact:

2009-12-05T01:18:00.000-05:00

not racist.

Hungry? Why wait?

2009-12-04T01:17:00.001-05:00

I'm not hungry,
thanks tho.